jen | 29 | she/her
-isn't the guy from tales that Jen likes a cannibal
no Jen made that up.
-what
like you know how she talks about scully being a cannibal
-yeah but I thought this time it was real
no
"whenever jen talks about being mixed it sounds like she’s talking about being half elf or something""i am BEGGING you to close twitter""Jens fave tropes are "cum hungry thot who's bad at being alive" and "big dick man with a heart of gold" and I think that's beautiful""jen you are too powerful and i dont mean this in a positive way. you have to be stopped""jen....... I feel like no matter how abstract and meta your tweets become, I can still somehow understand them on an instinctual level at this point..... and idk how to feel about that""jen you are literally too powerful for me to talk to. i cant even READ this tweet thats how powerful it is. it blew my eyes to bits""Jens tweets aren't even for her they're just for the misery of others, which she delights in""jen you are amazing but every time you tweet I break out in a rash""there is nothing worse than hearing my friend across from me say "did you see what jen drew..." in a weary tone and me catching a glimpse from her screen and opening my notifications to whatever abomination that you deemed ok to produce this is.""sorry i know i'm a complete stranger but sometimes i worry about you""i want to hear more about jen's miraculous on the cw show""jen this tweet is on another level""kat: has jen talked about yet who in....cat...........ladybug who would get scurvy""Gotta say i wish jen would change her dn""i harassed jen because i thought she didn't draw a ballsack detailed enough and now she's proving me wrong.........i hate her""jen why would someone name a cat inuyasha""personally a fan of jen's home for big pussy dilfs""me when jen inevitably tweets about laurent eating human flesh or something""I swear you've perfected the form of killing curse via tweet""this looks like a meme. like a pic jen would post after saying "chat noir and marinette are in love"""dishonored for love square purposes" is such a you phrase I could use that to pick you out of any lineup""this proves you are the most powerful person in the world because just when you realize somethibg is possible or there are words that you can say you just do it or say them. lightyears ahead of the rest of humanity""you exist youre jen you stan komaeda you dont get a say in this""it feels like Jen only knows like 15 words at a time and for like a month or 2 she just randomizes those words and tweets whatever comes out""famous last words before Jen stans another blonde boy""[silently adds another tally mark under "jen's blond boy/black-haired girl het ships" on the whiteboard in my office]""jennifer this is deranged even for you. and i as am enthralled as ever.""for one day and one day only id like to think as you think so i can absorb some of your forbidden knowledge. i think any more time than that might possibly cause me to implode""1 silent protag to make unhinged + 1 feral man + 1 jen = revolution""jens twitter is literally dead dove do not eat""every time i open this app youre just on here saying words""EVERYTHING this woman is saying about iguanas was plagiarized directly from your tweets""kratos: eats mustard mixed with hot water
jen: yes queen""are we going to get a lot of citan tweets""me when i think i havent seen jen on the tl recently: i wonder who “i ❤ hole” could be""Jen I think your favorite character in any media is the one who would blink the least and this feels like another non-blinker""i'll really never be at jen's level of Posting. i just don't know enough about the four humours""jen i love when you use words like "anterior"'"I leave for work and four hours later Jen has already found a new jrpg man for her jrpg men pile""in every way except physical you are a brooding jrpg man""jen's brain whirs into action: kain highwind getting a bloodletting in 4k hd CANON""Jen: it is so overrated to ship something where the characters interact""nora and i have just started typing "[jen emoji]" whenever we're particularly unhinged over a fictional character and i think that's beautiful""Jen every day you post a new pic of a character from xenogears i have NEVER seen before""your wife is an eternal mystery to me""why do you keep saying cecil is "half from the moon" thats like saying youre "half from the philippines"""I can tell "massive yet emotionally burdened cock" is going to be another jen phrase that sticks with me""jen i am amazed YOUR WIFE doesn't understand your xenogears tweets""jen simultaneous berserk and persona 4 era...""sometimes you tweet and its like i hear a gong being struck by the universe signalling that jen posted a good one""did you guys read dracula because the whole blood transfusions subplot really made me think of jen""you know how horseshoe crabs just have big pools of blood in their bodies and when it encounters bacteria it just congeals. and its blue... as i was typing that i was thinking "jen definitely already knows this.""Jen has just said “I always have seen gorillas as the Catholics of the ape world”"i fully believe in your power to find and tweet about the most cursed thing about any fandom at any time regardless of whether you are actually in it""Every day your wife says something new to amaze and perplex me""GREAT TITS AND COCK AS ALWAYS JEN THIS IS HALLOWED""jen. i sincerely hope that someday technology advances to the point that you can put on a VR helmet and a bottle and pretend fox mulder is breastfeeding you"
aboutim jen. i make content™. shitposting at all hours of the day. probably nsfw. warning for mild gore, medical/dental talk, drug references.mostly i talk about shipping and my wife. follow and unfollow at your leisure.some things i could tweet about:
-the x files
-xenogears
-hypnosis mic
-houseki no kuni
-final fantasy (4/7/8/9/10/12/13/14)
-fire emblem (6/7/8/9/10/3h)
-miraculous ladybug
-persona 5
-various flavors of the week
-characters getting surgery
-the four humors (+ cum, the fifth humor)
-teeth and teeth accessories
art stufftumblr @sphenodontia
twitter @sphenodontiaart
flight rising tumblr@echinoderma